What's going on in the UK? Every time I approach a housewife for some, "Sexy times", invariably, she has previously been involved in some depraved porno action! Frankly, I was shocked when Rebecca described her previous escapades in porn, with films like, "Snow White and the 27 Dwarves" and "Vomiting Vixens meet the Mucky Midgets!". I thought she was an innocent housewife going about her chores, but I was wrong, she was a wanton slut, who demanded hot BUM-HOLE ACTION! In my day, "Housewives" were dainty and cute with set hair and gloves, A Line dresses and high heels. They also wore stockings and suspenders underneath....................FUCK what am I saying, I'd love to have a time machine and go back to those days!